Apple ist an allem Schuld!
And how are we supposed to stop Apple when it rises, gargantuan, monolithic, from its long slumber beneath Cupertino’s bedrock to enslave us all? How can we battle against Apple and its legions of underaged factory workers when we’re all addled with brain cancer, deaf, unemployed, poor, terrified of crime, swimming for high ground, and so addicted to our iDevices that we don’t even notice when they report our locations to the Thought Police?
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